DFW Tango, An Οδύσσεια and an Oddity

As Difficult as it may be for you to believe, Gentle Reader, The World's Most Diplomatic PseudoLatino has actually been villified once or twice due to His remarkable clarity of insight and precise verbal analyses of the Local DFW Tango Community.

"But . . . but . . . say it isn't SO, Mr. PseudoLatino, sir! Surely those cruel bastards in Dallas would never persecute You for Your Honesty and Forthrightness!!"

Sadly, Friends, 'tis true. Panties have been wadded. Sphincters puckered.

However . . . lest it be said therefore that DFW is somehow more cliquish, petulant, off-putting, lifeless or, for that matter, hopeful than any other U.S. Tango scene, think again! As James Joyce told the story of all men by regaling us with the story of one city, so blogs the PseudoLatino the Story of All Tangueros by blogging the story of one community. That Mr. Joyce told his story more artfully is obvious, but the PseudoLatino is nonetheless adrift in His Own Odyssey . . . and if you are a tanguero in the United States, your character lives within this unfolding tale for all to see.

In order to make it easier for the uninitiated to learn My Way, The Truth, and Your Life, Your Heroic Narrator directs your kind attentions toward a summary thereof created long ago, in a land far away:

• The History of a Blacklisting (errr . . . make that TWO Blacklistings)
• Follow-up to the Annotated Shitlist (Required due to post-Evolution Tango Comments)
• Evolution Tango, One Year Later
• COMING SOON: Why the PseudoLatino is a God amongst DJs

This list will be expanded as the Tango Oddity unfolds

---Your Bloomin' PseudoLatino