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January 01, 2008

International Year of the Dwarf

Happy New Year to PseudoLatinophiles world-wide. And at this point, we can say "world wide" with a clear conscience, confident in the veracity of our declaration.

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This includes, most definitely, the dood in Turkey who recently found me by searching for "beautiful dwarf porn," or the Berliner (no, not a donut) who arrived by searching for "swinger party." Being nearly as fond of dwarves as Joel-Peter Witkin, Your Hero was able to assist these international seekers of sooth with my posts "Dwarf Porn, W.A.S.T.E., and Liberace's Grave" and "Blind Dwarf Swinger Party," respectively. This latter post was also apparently helpful to a visitor from Monterrey, Mexico, who was searching one evening for "swinger latino," and got little ol' me and my Blind Dwarf Swinger Party instead.

In light of this trend in PseudoLatino search targets, His Radiance the PseudoLatino Himself thinks it makes sense, hereby and forthwith, to proclaim the Year of Our 'Tard Two Thousand Eight as "The International Year of the Dwarf."

Of course this is in NO way meant to slight all the perverted Brits who (far more strangely, in my opinion, than googling for "dwarf porn") landed on my site by searching for "grope granny" or "groping grannies." Oddly enough (and with heartfelt, abundant thanks to the Anal Bede), Yours Truly just happens to have a rather popular post called, aptly, "Groping Granny."

I am truly an equal opportunity offender. Or at least I aspire to be such.

And with that, I again wish you all the happiest, dwarfiest year thus far in your lives.

Your Servant,
---the PseudoLatino

Posted by earwicker at January 1, 2008 12:00 PM