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L.A's Only Superhero

No. It isn't the Toxic Avenger, relocated.

It's Stainboy.

And though Tim Burton may have falsely, though lovingly, represented My Hero and His Origins, Stainboy isn't upset about it . . . and he spent the better part of a post-Mythmas afternoon speaking with YOUR Hero, the PseudoLatino, about life, love (according to that vacuous billionaire dumbcunt Oprah), politics, religion, iPhone the God, economics, skydiving, Burning Man, and the dangers of jealous wimmins.

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Naturally we spent LOTS of our precious time orally disquisiting--over the course of a passable Chipotlean lunch and too-numerous shots of Starbuckian espresso--on the theoretical dangers of these self-destructive, jealous, pole-dancing women who theoretically sing the Magna Carta whilst theoretically standing upon theoretical tables at theoretical office parties. This was, in theory, fine and dandy. However . . . betwixt and between topics that rat bastard kept getting his god-forsaken Teutonic drool on my iPhone! What's up with that, home-skillet?

In any case . . . short and sweet though this post may be, it was nice to see Ol' Stainboy once again, and to hear about His Heroic Exploits. Those of you who encounter Him, however, must remember to remind Him (and this, Dear Readers, is of vital importance):

Ask first, negotiate later

(That's for Stainboy to understand, not you . . . which is to say that YOU--unlike LA's only Superhero--should remind first, ask later)

Our pleasant reminiscences were followed by an interminable drive back to Dallas, and some totally, COMPLETELY lame excuses from the Bearded One regarding her inability to Come Out. She said she was "in" and wasn't "Coming Out" any time soon. Hmmmm . . . and here I was pretty damned sure she was hetero!

I guess you never know about some folks.

Your Beloved,

---PseudoLatino

Posted by earwicker at December 26, 2007 11:59 PM