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Happee Gnu Yeer

Well well . . . so there IS an audience! Your Skydiving Salsero would like to wish You and Yours a very happy 2007. Things have been profoundly hectic at the PseudoLatino World HQ for the last several weeks, what with the holidays, work, and the usual cornucopia of personal activities (nope. I'm not tellin'). Even a Dood of Inexhaustible Energy like myself has found it difficult to commune with the masses . . . much less the asses.

The 200 jump milestone has come and gone (I hit 208 this past weekend, and got some nice pics that I'll post as soon as I find the godforsaken wall wart for my scanner), and this next weekend I'll be travelling to the Mile High City to prance about in the snow and to do 3 days' worth of training in the Skyventure Colorado Wind Tunnel. Yes. It's true: once again you wish you were me. I don't blame you. I wish I were me, too.

Salsa lessons with the Bastard King of Rodents continue, though the holidays kept Your Hero a bit further removed from the dancefloor(s) than He would generally prefer. Hopefully we'll see you out and about over the next few weekends, as we ramp things up in preparation for the annual festival of Hope and Enlightenment otherwise known as my birthday. Be nice and you just might get an invitation, silly geese.

Ta ta for now, friends and neighbors and . . . if you happen to see Judge Judy out and about give her a warm "welcome home" (though if you know what's good for you you'll be nice to her now that she's in tight with the Mandarin Mafia).

Your Bastion of Aptitude and Prolixity,

---the PseudoLatino

Posted by earwicker at 11:59 PM